Zyngaishia

The cow is mooo ing....the Horse is horseing (I guess)... the hen is making its signature noise.

New and New triads, mafia family and various punters are born in huge nos. everyday = dirty gang wars, murders, extortion, cocaine, sex but no rock and roll.

Lots of people ordering food and hogging on it...waiters running around...the cafe owner decorating and redecorating and redecorating again and again....

Old small islands being converted into multi million dollar zoos...bald eagles being trained...zoo owners shaking trees (i think they believe - Paisa Jaad pe ugta hai )..

The entire above lines do they make sense to u or they don’t??? Cause if they do make sense to u then sorry to say but my friend u have got ZYNGAISHIA....

Don’t worry it’s not as bad as it sounds ....it’s just a little more WORST...and the funny part is its "containgenius".laughing at the spelling...it aint a mistake...

Zyngaishia - addiction to zynga developed online games results in zombination of the person...hence due to the diseases the patient spends most of his time in running the cafe, harvesting crops , killing rival families , training animals , feeding fish and what not..Hence due to the acute addiction (even coke addiction is nothing compared to this 1) the genius in an individual is contained hence containgenius...

The sad part about this is that it’s not only affects the patient but everything around it...

It’s become more than just a game...it’s becoming an E-Life a whole new world...
phunny cause cause I think that the movie AVATAR is not light years ahead...it right here , its happening this very moment as we speak..Our FB profile, our game characters are OUR AVATARS...that’s our avatar in the E-World...for some it’s whom they wanted to be, for some its whom someone else wanted them to be and etc etc...

It’s a fad and the in thing amongst everyone, and age is no barrier here...

In my class of 25 , if u want to fight with some1 u hack into their Fb a/c and sell their farm off ( Farmville ) and then to call a truce gifts are offered to the same person whose farm you sold out ...
 Rather than discussing what the faculty just taught and exchange notes...people are busy discussing various tips and tricks of farmville, cafe world, youville, fishville and the list goes on and on...

I know couple of matured (age-wise, don’t want to call them old) people who spent a huge chunk of their time playing zyngas... whenever they are commuting or at office or at home...some of them have actually dedicated machines just for the games and there are others use plastic money to buy credit points , chips , cafe cash...

I don’t understand where the world is going and what is wrong with the people...

Ok so u are a lazy ass to go kick some ball...by that i mean play football, or hits sixes or play squash etc..But what is wrong with the PS3 and the Xbox and the Wii and ur PCs ... they come up with such good games which if played for a long time ,  make u feel stoned...

people don’t want to buy original game cds but don’t mind buying cafe points to buy stuff that your best friend will sell off at half the rate just because your profile was on but you were busy looking at the neighbour’s farm in her monitor...

what happened to the good old days when graphics , game play , characters etc were very important ...people wanted each and every drop of blood to be visible when max Payne shot a guy..or for that matter the want to feel the Gs in a NOS fuelled supra before crashing into a civilian car...or the joy of killing Radom ppl , stealing their car ,running over Hoes after getting a F(beeeeeep)k from them so that u could have your money back... the zynga games are devoid of all these things that made a console or a Pc game worth playing ...and still those idiot as(beeeep)s zyngaishia patients love to play these stupid games ...what are they thinking ??


I believe Zynga is the culprit behind the recent recession - due to their addiction people paid more attention to there virtual cafes, zoos, farms, families etc. - because of this nobody realized the recession is coming - and hence no one was ready - so they were affected - and broke - I think a certain Ob (beeeeep) ma is the culprit behind the quakes in Haiti - reason - well I am sorry but I ignored that thought bubble as I was busy serving food to the people at my CAFE 99 - cafe world by zynga ...please do visit sometime..


peace

- Chika ( suffering from stageII zyngaishia )